Every time I open up Safari on bootcamp, it flashes a message Safari has encountered a problem and needs to close. but this is patently untrue. If I ignore the message, as I am doing now, the browser functions perfectly fine, but if I Send/Don't Send the error report, it just quits.
Why is Safari lying to me? I would attribute it to laziness were Safari a person, but it is clearly a computer program running in Windows XP on Bootcamp in a mid-2009 unibody MBP.