I'm having a virus currently with my computer that needs fixing.
I'm hearing a voice saying "Congratulations, you won!" at seemingly random intervals from my computer.
I'm saying at random because sometimes it can be 5 times an hour, then the next time it can be days before I hear it again.
Scanned my whole computer for viruses with AVG and Spybot, with no results.
Google sent me back results 4 years old, and that did things with the computer I wouldn't trust random strangers to inform me about.