I downloaded the Wget for Windows binary from here: http://gnuwin32.sourceforge.net/packages/wget.htm
I can't execute it without getting the following bizarre error: "The application was unable to start correctly (0xc000007b). Click OK to close the application."
Doesn't matter whether I put it in /Program Files or in /Program Files(x86), doesn't matter whether I run as administrator. Doesn't matter whether I run it from cmd (after creating the environment variable) or just double click the icon.