Well, I'm officially out of patience for this sort of thing, and it's 12:23 AM.
I'm trying to run Ubuntu 14.04 with Hyper-V on a Lenovo Yoga 2 Pro running Windows 8.1. I cannot get the virtual machine to connect to the internet - either through my machine's wireless adapter or through a Ethernet to USB port adapter I have. I've seen some guides on how this is to be done, but none make sense, and I think I'm just making things worse.
Step by step, how do I create a connection using my WiFi adapter so that the VM can get to the web?