I am scared of computers.
Linux - a brand of linoleum floor covering. Java - an Indonesian country. Vista - a scenic outlook. Windows - the see-through part of the house. Ubuntu - a small South African gazelle. Firefox - a very embarrassed fox. Regex - the budget version of Fedex.
Please answer my question, there is nothing good on the telly and I might soon throw my laptop out the operating system. Cheers!