I am awesome at growing a beard. There is probably other skills I possess but that is definitely my favorite. Also, I know this guy. One time while eating at McDonald's, he literally crapped his pants. So he shuffled to the bathroom and when he realized he soiled them beyond return, he simply took them off and hung them on the door. Then he ran out into the dining area, grabbed his Big Mac, and ran straight out the door. True story and it most definitely wasn't me.