/^(?:I b(uild|reak) the web.)$/igm
By day, I'm a mild-mannered Web Engineer for 10up, building tools and websites for some pretty amazing clients using WordPress. By night, I'm a core contributor to the WordPress open source project, a geek who roots my phone and tries to not blow it up, and pokes around the interwebs looking for cool things that others are creating.
Oh, and I break computers, too.