Network girl and originally a Windows server child spending more time in layers 1-3 while staying sharp driving traditional servers.
People, stop being Stackipidiots / you know who you are.
Stackipidiot noun A StackExchange addict who lacks real world experience but accrued high points and collects their knowledge of a particular subject by reading about it rather than experiencing it. Said person then considers themselves an expert and is often chided for "getting the facts wrong" and adding incorrect supposition and assumptions to his/her arguments.
Frequently employs multiple logon ID's to badger anyone that annihilates their facade and are frequently shutins in real life and mentally defective in their virtual existences.