Hi! I'm Santa Claus. Besides for the cookies, it's gotten pretty boring up here on the North Pole. My elves have been busy making toys for young children this Christmas, so I have had some time to learn about iOS and web development!
Just remember, be good and you won't end up on my naughty list! Those on my naughty list end up with MySQL errors for christmas, as well as
404 - Present not found errors.
I find that
chmod -R 000 /presents/ is nice to hide things from prying eyes.
Don't forget to leave me waffles (cookies work too, but waffles are better) this Christmas!
I have a pet reindeer named Rudolph too.