God is a programmer. I am a programmer. WE are GOD !

• People ¹ pray to God and God sometimes listens ²
• No one has seen God. People need priests ³ in order to address God.
• Some mortals ⁴ question God's decisions, but are often foolish and wrong and will pay the price.
• False prophets ⁵ spread lies among people and claim they can talk to God.
• Some heretics ⁶ think of themselves above God, yet they still pray to God when in distress. The will soon pay the price.
• The Devil ⁷ will lead people to their doom, unless they turn to God

1 - clients, 2 - support, 3 - intermediaries, 4 - QA, 5 - business analysts, 6 - PMs
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