I Hate Programming. I Hate Programming. I Hate Programming. It works! I Love Programming.

Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet.

XML is like violence - if it's not working for you, you're not using enough of it.

It should work!- a programmer's last words.

UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand it's simplicity.-- Dennis Ritchie

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.-Martin Fowler